The Battle of Croissant (Coruscant)

This is a story I wrote on my free time.

A long time ago in a food galaxy far, far away ...

FOOD WARS

Episode I

A SLIM CHANCE

"If you have someone's back, they will have yours"

It is a period of civil war. Asparagus’(Separatist) spaceships are striking on the planet of Croissant, hoping to eliminate the Galactic Biscuit to stop the information on Tofu Dyas who supposedly ordered the creation of the Meat clones. During the battle, the rib-public (Republic) is starting to lose their grip on the planet and the meat troopers are starting to lose hope.

With the grip of the planet fading, the ribeye knights Obi-Wan Salami and Anakin Frywalker are sent down to the planet to support the troops currently on the planet. The question still stands if these two ribeye knights can help save the Galactic Biscuit from danger...  

“Man down, man down!” Someone cried off in the distance. It was the Battle of Croissant. The Asparagus lead by Darth Vegan is trying to invade the planet Croissant to kill off the Galactic Biscuit to cover up some information on Tofu Dyas who supposedly ordered the creation of the Meat clones. Currently, the Sep-peas (That's what the meat troopers called them) have infiltrated the planet and are making their way to the galactic Biscuit. "Hold your ground," ordered the ribeye knight Anakin Frywalker. "The flank is too heavy" replied the other ribeye knight Obi-wan salami, "Fall back," he cried. "You heard him, men," Shouted Captain Venison.While the Meat troopers went to find cover off at the back of the Sep-peas assault, Darth Vegan landed his ship to be awaited by the droid commander. "Status report," Darth Vegan demanded. The Meat troopers are in a full retreat" the commander responded. "Gooood, Good, but let's send them our little surprise," Darth Vegan said as he started to chuckle in his evil demeanor. Back at the rib-public camp, they started to prepare for the impending attack by the Sep-peas. "What should we do now general?" asked Captain Venison "I think we should come up with a plan for a counterattack," Obi-wan replied. "Wait, I hear something," Shouted Anakin.Everyone fell silent as they heard a deep rumble. It started to get closer and closer at an alarming rate. "It's a tomatoca! Everybody, take cover!" Anakin Roared. All the meat troopers ran for cover as the 2 tomatocas rolled in and activated the veggie-generator. (Otherwise known as a shield) "Bacon, Beef, roll out the meatanators," Captain Venison Shouted. As Captain Venison shouted those words, Beef and Bacon rolled into the line of fire, throwing the meatanators right under there shields, destroying them. "What are we going to do now general," asked Captain Venison "The Sep-peas forces are too strong!" Replied one of the troopersAs chaos started to spread throughout the camp, many started to lose hope, Anakin, however, had an idea. "Listen up men," He shouted "I have an Idea, but I need you to cover me," "We'll do what you need us to do," Replied Captain Venison as he went off to prepare the troops. "What are you thinking Anakin?" asked Obi-wan. "Just help the men do a frontal attack while I execute my plan" Anakin Yelled as he grabbed some explosives and ran off towards the enemy base. "There he goes again," Obi-wan thought to himself, sighing.Meanwhile at the enemy base, Darth Vegan is talking to the anonymous Dark lord. "Master, the enemy is almost completely wiped out " Darth Vegan replied, "Should I continue the attack?" He asked. "No" The Dark Lord commanded "Leave the planet and retreat the air force. "There is something amiss and I want you out of there" "Yes, master" Darth Vegan replied as he bowed and went off to prepare his ship. Meanwhile, at the battle of the two fronts, the meat troopers are decreasing in numbers while the droids seemed to be unharmed and tallied on. The conflict had finally reached the meataheadbridge. If the Sep-peas got passed this point, the Galactic biscuit will be done for. "Sir, I don't know how much longer we can hold out," Shouted Beef. "No! We must hold out until Anakin Frywalker gives the word," Replied Captain Venison. Not a moment later Anakin Frywalker walks in and starts staring at the men. "What are you guys doing here?" Anakin asked. "What do you mean, we've been battling for our lives waiting for you send the signal," Replied Obi-wan "Knew I forgot something," Anakin whispered "Anyway, let's go, now!" He shouted as he started running of the bridge. “You heard him, move out!" Roared Captain Venison. As the meat troopers started moving off the bridge, the vegie droids started advancing until most if not all of them were on the bridge. Once they were all on the bridge, Anakin's plan became clear as one by one, the meatanators that Anakin had placed under the bridge started going off, causing all the vegie droids to fall into the bottomless pit below. "Well done Anakin," Obi-wan complemented. "Just doing my job master," he answered as the sound of ships were heard in the distance. "More enemy fighters?" Obi-Wan asked as he activated his meatsaber. (lightsaber) "No, sir. Reinforcements!" Captain Venison shouted as five rib-public gunships entered the atmosphere. "Looks like we got our way out of here," Anakin called over to the troopers. "Alright, let's move out," Captain Venison told the men as the gunship took them to the next destination where they would meet Mace-emu (Mace-Windu) on the planet Musta-boar. (Mustafar)

Credit Thank you to all of Star Wars for the inspiration and to my Dad, who gave me the inspiration by letting me finally watch star wars when I was young!

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